Sometimes you just need to throw them away

Almost everything is disposable if there is enough puke or poop on it.

Handmade gifts, Parisian baby clothing, or the time and effort your loved ones put into the pretty quilt blanket are wonderful and great. However, if your newborn made a work of art out of it with his puke and poop, the best course of action is just to toss it away. Seriously. Put them in a bag and say your goodbyes, there is simply no need, and no time to wash them. Heck, you should just burn them and look away!